hold on to my beliefs now..

so, i ended up begging my sweet friends damien and tyler for a lift to olive lounge on thursday night. so i could drink. 'for research'.

the night was spent trying to pick up boys unsuccesfully. but i did manage to attract yet another stalker, who requested me on facebook, and i was too polite (and hungover) to ignore his request.

so, the fuck buddy was there, chatting up another girl. it didnt help my self-esteem that she was gorgeous. although, she did have buck teeth, but he didnt seem to mind. therefore, i am sure that i am no longer his fuck buddy.

i was hanging out with my wonderful new (and gay) friend darren, when a boy just came up to us. assumed that he was darren dear's friend, so i was polite. he ended up trying to impress me with his pick-up lines and the fact that he owns a jeep, and even invited me to come to the parking lot and see it. i sent my kieron instead, as i highly doubt he minds being raped by a jeep-driving, pick-up-line-spitting 18-year-old.

i caught up with kieron, who always manages to amuse. for example, he managed to break up a marriage the previous night. and i thought i had issues.

last night, gavin and i were going to go watch WATCHMEN, but we decided to go to O'Hagan's for a few beers first, and never left. While we were making out way towards an empty table, some really dodgy girl, named Star (I kid you not) tried to pick up my gavi, but saying that she knows him from somewhere. she had to of course be polite to me too, so she said she knows me from somewhere too. i genuinly believed her, until it dawned on me that she said she probably knows us from Doors, just because we look like we hang out there. Meanwhile, we both barely go there anymore. the sneaky little ginger even managed to get our numbers, although im suspecting she was trying to be poite again by taking mine. it was gavin's beef that she really wanted, which made me insanely jealous.

STAR: so, im going alone tomorrow night, please tell me you guys will definitely be there
ME: we will definitely be there
GAVIN: (silent)
STAR: cos i like boys with long blonde hair, kurt cobain style. (looks over at gavin) although a dark haired replacement would do.
GAVIN: (chokes on his beer)

i politely told star that we werent being rude, but we wanted to talk in private, so we were going to go sit in the corner. she didnt seem to get the hint, thankfully she left 30 minutes later.

gavi and i were finally alone with our beers, when, randomly, out of the blue, a huge ass devil moth went for my cleavage. i was flapping my arms about like a retarded bird, and finally managed to get it out. that was truley traumatic for me. but no, not for gavin, who almost died laughing.

just when i thought the night couldnt get more amusing, the cover band played I KISSED A GIRL. the lead singer was a guy.

enough said.